Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Things that girls find annoying about guys...

Guys should know some things that they do that annoy the hell out of us!

1. When guys say girls should do all the work.
2. When our boyfriends only call us "hot or sexy" and never "pretty or beautiful".
3. When you expect us to say "I love you" the minute we say yes when you ask us out.
4. Listen to us! We hate it when you have no clue what we're talking about.
5. Don't make us wait forever for you to ask us out, we are just as impatient as you are!
6. We want you to make the first move, we always end up having to do it!
7. Guys lead us on and pretend that they are sooo totally into us, but really, it's all a joke.
8. On msn, when guys only answer with one word responses.
9. Don't talk to us like we're an object... Talk to us like we are actually a human being.
10. When guys try to act all cool around their friends, but really, they're just making themselves look like a total dick.
11. When guys are totally clueless that we are falling all over them.
12. When they flirt with our best friend.
13. Don't just talk to us on msn, talk to us face to face too!
14. DO NOT EVER make physical contact with your girlfriend's friends... ex, touch their waist.
15. If we say we are cold, that's your cue to hug us, or wrap your arm around us. Don't just stand there like an idiot. You do that a lot!
16. Don't talk about masturbating right in front of us and then ask us what we do with our bodies.
17. Never play pocket pool right in front of us either.
18. Don't be a potty mouth.
19. Being rude to us, does not get you anywhere.
20. We aren't as strong as your friends are, so don't push/trip us.
21. Don't be fake.
22. You change your mind like every two seconds!
23. When you hug us too tight, like owch... We have boobs up there!
24. Don't ignore us.
25. Boobs don't count as eyes, so look at us in the right place.
26. Awkward silences are not good. Talk. Don't be shy.
27. Being clean isn't a crime.
28. Know when to draw the line.
29. Showing up late is the worst!
30. If you're our boyfriend... don't forget our birthday..
31. Guys must have the worst timing in the whole world!
32. You don't own us... So don't think that you do.
33. When guys date us or like us, they tend to think the littlest things are flirting. If we like you back, then you are the only person that we would want to be flirting with.
34. Guys are sooo oblivious to flirting.
35. If you dis our friends, that's pretty much dissing us too.
36. If you have a girlfriend, you shouldn't want to have all those other girls liking you too. Your girlfriend should be the only one you care about.
37. Mixed signals are stupid.
38. We can't read minds, most guys seem to think we can.
39. Don't lie to us... We'll find out eventually anyways.
40. Don't be Mr. Nice Guy around some people, Mr. Flirt around others and then a dick around the rest. Stick to one personality.

More coming later.

1 comment:

Jay.Cee said...

Omg this is all so true!! I wish all the guys would read this. ;)